Look.

I get it, I’ve unsubscribed before.

My goal was to bring you entertaining updates about my shows.

To be an oasis of circus shenanigans in an ocean of normal emails. 

I envisioned you looking forward to getting these!

But it looks like I dropped the ball here

And for that…

I’m sorry. 

And I’ll do better! I’m always looking to improve my show, and my business.

So you could help me a lot if you could take 15 seconds to describe in one sentence why you decided to leave today. 

Thanks!